An introduction...

Ring Ring..... Ring Ring.... *Click*

"You have reached the Oblong answerphone for Polly Styrene and Penny Tration, international women of mystery AND STUNNING OUTFITS! shhhh, I'm talking! Anyway, please leave a massage after the stone.... When you have finished you may hang up or press 'one' to re-record your message"      *Beep*

God dammed technology! I am Penny Tractor... damn..... *one*
Answering machines! I hate them! Anyway, Welcome to the daily occult... no, account.... Grrr *one*
This is the.... hunny what is this again?.... *one*

Oh for the love of Manolos and Prada Handbags!!! Let me do it! .... *one* Hehehehe!

This is an account of the wonderful world of Brighton based drag sistership Penny Tration &Polly Styrene Ooooooo me! (I'm featured in all the best articles!) Anyhow, here you can catch up with the latest in parisian fasion (i.e. we bought it in French Connection), German enginering (My boobs are made from weapons grade titanium!) and geisha chic, cunningly disguised as an innocent journal! Consider yourself privalaged oh reader to be able... can I say something now? No! *One*

OMG What on earth did you do that for?!?!?! Oh I'm so mad I could *belches*.... errr... (embarressed).... ONE!!! ..... *silence* ...... ONE!!!! ..... *silence + more silence + some tumbleweed*..... ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONE....

*Answerphone cuts off*